that pisses me off

#1 - Lines fucking piss me off. People spending all day just to get one fucking thing. As some of you know, last tuesday we saw the release of the brand new microsoft system Xbox 360. Which you can see below.




Now these fuckers stand outside all day just to get a system that costs 400 dollar(300 also for non rich bastard). So they plan out there day, which consists of standing and camping out in a line for hours. As people like me walk past them and just shake my head. Telling myself, your a fucking moron to stand in line for 12 hours. Then as I watch tv, I see how worse this story gets. One guy stood in line for three days just to get the system. HARDCORE GAMER? I guess so, afterall who else would waste 72 hours without washing there ass. If your in line for three days, with no replacement. Where the hell do you relieve yourself? Did this guy piss his pants? Was that bottle of mountain dew not really dew afterall? I could've sworn I seen something floating around in there.... GET A LIFE MAN. So ofcourse, after that is all said and done. We find out that the system was big. That they soldout everywhere in this country. That those Hardcore Gamers are probably now sitting at home, either with the game or without it. Phrasing or cursing out microsoft. Sitting there enjoying there sex box 360. I laugh very much, at those people who waited 10 hours to get the system. Only to get home, plug it in, blood rushing to there head with excitement. Just as there about to start a game, the screen is black. It stays black from quite some time. They fall asleep hopeing it will finally show a game, but are treated with some more blackness. Then they realize there 360 is fucked. After spending hours on the phone, with some microsoft guy from india. Who you can't even understand. They find out they have to send the system in and will not get it back for 3-4 weeks. That's exactly why, i'm not playing the 360 right now because I'm one smart fucker. One never buys a system on launch, unless your completely confident with the company. Microsoft is not a company, I'm always confident will pull through.


#2- Black Friday! You know the sales after thanksgiving. Why do these fucktards stores put stuff in there ads, that you have no way of getting in the first place. Yeah fuck you walmart and best buy. You advertise cheap laptops for 400 dollars. Only to find out, that when it says minimum on the sales. It really means minimum. Plus, if you going to only have like 10 in the store. Then don't even put it in the fucking sales ad. What the hell is the use? Do you think people enjoy coming to your department "Yeah, do you have any of those 400 dollar laptops?" "No, we sold out in 30 seconds." "Your shitting me right." "Nope, but I tell you what.." "if this has nothing to do with the 400 laptop, then suck your mouth right now." "Sir, we can help you find another one though. That is just as good." "Let me guess, it's gonna cost more." "Hardly sir." "ok" Then as they walk you to the back of the store, you find out that there showing you 700 dollar models. Then they move to 900 dollar models. You came in for a 400 dollar laptop, now these fuckers are showing you 1500 dollar laptops. WTF. Damn you assholes. If I wanted to be part of your bait and switch scheme, I would come in here with my mom who knows nothing about computers and loves spending money. Piss off.


#3 - Finally, old people piss me the fuck off. Sure, I love my grandparents but please stay away from the car. Throw away your keys and never attempt to drive on the road again. When an 80 year old, driving a huge ass buick from the 80's, cuts you off and nearly hits your front end. You just lose it. When they yell at you, starting with the word "sonny." You just gotta flip your lid. Especially when they stick up that middle finger and yell at you to watch where your going. When their eyes are barely even seeing the dashboard.


#4 - what the hell. You know what else pisses me off. When stupid people go on ebay and send $5000 on a system that isn't going to be rare at all. Yes, this is another 360 rant. I seriously would love to go up to the person that did that very thing, slap them across the face. Your an idiot. I hope you get screwed when the system blows up.


that is all.

Humor Day

Ok the delay has been to long. It's been waiting to be heard, the first exclusive phone scam on oushikoso. That will happen tonight, along with alot of other goodies. So let's kick it off.



Wrestling Fans forget all the competition out there right now. Forget the WWE, TNA, ROH, and all the others that rome the country. If your a wrestling fan, there is only one thing you should follow. It's a new company based on class and it's a hit. For those who haven't heard of the EWF yet, then listen to this small promo and get hooked on it. I guarentee, it will leave you wondering.


EWF Promo

I bet the thing your wondering is "WTF."



In related news, wrestling legend and hero to many Hulk Hogan. Made a breaking news statement today, no he isn't retiring. This is way more shocking....


Breaking News from Hulk Hogan





Next, for those who don't know. We at oushikoso have been following the micheal jackson case closely. So closely that we here have even sent out a 8 year old boy from chicago, to cover it and give us live updates. So now that we have him, let's send out a live feed to california and here the late breaking news on the jackson molestation case.


LIVE UPDATE FROM MAGELON




Finally, the thing everyone has been waiting for since tuesday. The first exclusive phone scam brought to you by Oushikoso. Expect to see more of these, when we get them. Anyways, here you go....


Phone Scam 1 (the gay couple)




Tomorrow: Gay Baseball announcers (exclusive audio)

Idiots of the Day #1

Now in a certain day, you see things that make you wonder. This is a post about them, this is dedicated to all those idiots that make us laugh and cry. Tonight we have a video and a quote from a friend of the site.


First, in video form so everyone can see this idiot. Let's all pay tribute to the guy, who let his girlfriend do something daring. That no man in this world, would ever let some girl do. Watch this girl, own him with one brutal kick


Cick Here
you can either right click and save as or left click



JhnsnMax: i once thought I was on my period
JhnsnMax: but i had actually just cut myself
JhnsnMax: ....

Which is greeted with five minutes of awkward silence. Hopefully, someone will tell him. Men can't have periods, we all can thank south park for teaching little boys that. Though are friend who goes by the alias Mongo, still thinks it's possible. That's why he's number two for idiot of the day.

The Aristocrats! (you were never meant to see this)

This is a scene from South Park you were never meant to see, but thanks to someone they got there hands on it and leaked it for everyone to see. Why was it never meant to see? Well it was just to brutal to actually air on TV, many will be offended by this scene. Except for the associate that works for this site, he just eats this stuff up. Now this is not fake, if may seem fake at first but it's the real deal. No more waiting, click now.


WARNING:

This link in this post are not work safe, family-safe, dog safe, kid-safe, or appropriate for just about anyone. You've been warned. If your easily offended by tasteless humor, then don't click it. Just act like you never seen this post.


SPW Version

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Video Version

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BACKSTORY
"This is actually an old joke, comedians used to use this in there act.
The joke always begins with a family walking into the office of a
talent agency, and ends with the punchline "the Aristocrats!" The aim
apparently is for the joke teller to fill in the middle by putting various
members of the family into the most offensive sex acts and images the mind
can conjure. Each joke-teller brands the joke with his own filth. The more
tasteless, the better."

Freaks......Freaks.......Freaks!!!

everyone sees these people, whether there walking the street or watching some sick snuff film. Well, there generally scary mothers and they make you wonder things. How the hell did they get like that? Did there mothers burned them with a hot frying pan? Did there father stick them with a bottle in the face? Well we never will know, but what I do know since I have control on this site. I'm going to exploit some of these people and laugh at them. Which we will eventually lead to the scariest freak of all time.


How come in this world, when your charged with a crime that is labeled as wrong. The guy always turns out to be a freak. He looks like a freaky ugly bastard as well. Well this is a picture of a sex offender. Now I do hope you all have a strong stomach, because this is sick. He is one frekay bastard, that I hope no one ever has to get raped by again. Again don't look, if your bound to puke over these things, though you might see his picture and think nothing. Just remember, he's a sex offender, then you will slowly feel the throwup come up your throat.
Freak 1

People that often see that picture, believe it to be generations of incest in a family. Since well, you can see why. If you think about it, put a mask on him and give him a chainsaw. Look who you have now.
Celebrity Freak1

Hell if you put a few years on that freak, you also could get a very young celebrity
Celebrity Freak 2

Then again, I'm confused once more. Could this actually be the son, of a famout singer in hollywood. Well this picture gives alittle proof.
Celebrity Comparsion


Now only god can answer this call, because I can't even thouch this shit with a 100 foot pole. If someone knows what this is, please leave a comment.

Freak 2


People in this world think ET was just a movie. Well to those people, I kick you in the fucking nuts. I have proof that ET is walking this world. That he has already breeded a human/alien freak child. This is a world exclusive, that only oushikoso can bring.

Human/Alien Freak



Now there is freaks of all shapes and sizes. There is one that just scares the hell out of everyone, one wrong look and this guy will eat you whole. You might as well bring the grease, if you even cross his path, there no doubt this freak will be a attention stealer. So watch out for...

Freak 3



Finally, the last freak and scary person that you should avoid at all costs. Is someone everyone on this site knows well, he often gets confused with a mongoloid/caveman. Which is pictured below.

Caveman



Which is why, many people here think this man is actually the son of a caveman. Girls and guys hide, because this is the scariest person you will ever see.....


WHO IS IT?


That is another disturbing article, well not as disturbing as that other guy that posts here. Until next time.

Micheal Jackson showed me things....

No, this isn't a post about my experiences in the neverland ranch. NO, I'm not lying and refusing to admit that micheal used vasoline on me . I've never been there, I'm glad to. I'm glad I wasn't one of those little kids who were there. For god sakes, mothers pimping there children out for 75,000 jewerly. What the hell is that crap? Who in there right mind, would let there kids have sex with a 40 year old and know about it. My question is why do star pedophiles get off all the time? What makes them so special, that they can get away with doing that to a fricken children. Let's look at this, let's look at all the perverts we have who have gotten off. Please, I warn you. These pictures can make you sick and scared for the rest of your life.

First, we have the famous of all pedophiles Mr. Jackson. Mr. Jackson had a good witness for his case in court. Someone that would put to rest that all the accusations at him, were indeed false. Thing is though, that person was arrested the night before he was going to testify. The reason, he molested a younger kid. Ironic? Or just a concidence. Now the scary picture, that will haunt you forever. Turn away if your afraid or be like me. Point and laugh at the albino freak.

Pic1

Seriously, what drugs can you be taking to look like that. What the hell is wrong with thie freak? Next, we have a scary mother f'er. Who all remembers ferris bueller's day off. Probably one of those cult movies, that lives with everyone forever. Who could ever forget jeffrey jones, who played that funny principal. Yes, another actor that was in the eye of controversy because of his "sick ways." Who recently boucned back in HBO's hit "deadwood," which he is great. I doubt, this is something you ever want to see in a nightmare. Hell, not even in your kids room.

Pic2

Finally, another great celebrity caught in the act of controversy was R&B singer, R. Kelly. Who's been a spoofed in a few funny skits. Though, we can't help but wonder. Was it really him on that tape? Was it his brother who looks nothing like him. Anyways we have R. Kelly.

Pic3


Now why do I post about this, oh I have a reason. I think that pedophiles are pieces of crap. If there a celebrity or not. They should'nt just be put in jail, they should be put to death. They are the scum of the earth, they will never ever change. So why let them run the streets and continue to do harm to the children. DEATH TO PEDOPHILES. Also, hopefully they get it right now. And throw that monkey molesting freak in the chair. Though, odds are he will get off three ways. The jury find him not guilty, he leaves the country, or he commits suicide. If it's option three, I will be here to laugh it off. As always, on the Oushikoso.

God Damned cute Pandas . . .

What's with Pandas? Why all the attention with Pandas? Why must we continuously try to get them to hump each other? God most want their species to die out if it is so f'n hard to get them to mate. I mean come on. Sometimes I think they are just messing with us. They found out we wanted them to live on, so they don't bother getting' it on. And when they do, they probably use panda protection. I guess the only reason we want them to live on would be cause they are so god damned adorable. We wouldn't have this problem with lets say . . . a elephant seal. We wouldn't send a elephant seal from Australia to the San Diego Zoo just so they can make more. They're so god damned ugly, we don't care.