that pisses me off
#1 - Lines fucking piss me off. People spending all day just to get one fucking thing. As some of you know, last tuesday we saw the release of the brand new microsoft system Xbox 360. Which you can see below.
Now these fuckers stand outside all day just to get a system that costs 400 dollar(300 also for non rich bastard). So they plan out there day, which consists of standing and camping out in a line for hours. As people like me walk past them and just shake my head. Telling myself, your a fucking moron to stand in line for 12 hours. Then as I watch tv, I see how worse this story gets. One guy stood in line for three days just to get the system. HARDCORE GAMER? I guess so, afterall who else would waste 72 hours without washing there ass. If your in line for three days, with no replacement. Where the hell do you relieve yourself? Did this guy piss his pants? Was that bottle of mountain dew not really dew afterall? I could've sworn I seen something floating around in there.... GET A LIFE MAN. So ofcourse, after that is all said and done. We find out that the system was big. That they soldout everywhere in this country. That those Hardcore Gamers are probably now sitting at home, either with the game or without it. Phrasing or cursing out microsoft. Sitting there enjoying there sex box 360. I laugh very much, at those people who waited 10 hours to get the system. Only to get home, plug it in, blood rushing to there head with excitement. Just as there about to start a game, the screen is black. It stays black from quite some time. They fall asleep hopeing it will finally show a game, but are treated with some more blackness. Then they realize there 360 is fucked. After spending hours on the phone, with some microsoft guy from india. Who you can't even understand. They find out they have to send the system in and will not get it back for 3-4 weeks. That's exactly why, i'm not playing the 360 right now because I'm one smart fucker. One never buys a system on launch, unless your completely confident with the company. Microsoft is not a company, I'm always confident will pull through.
#2- Black Friday! You know the sales after thanksgiving. Why do these fucktards stores put stuff in there ads, that you have no way of getting in the first place. Yeah fuck you walmart and best buy. You advertise cheap laptops for 400 dollars. Only to find out, that when it says minimum on the sales. It really means minimum. Plus, if you going to only have like 10 in the store. Then don't even put it in the fucking sales ad. What the hell is the use? Do you think people enjoy coming to your department "Yeah, do you have any of those 400 dollar laptops?" "No, we sold out in 30 seconds." "Your shitting me right." "Nope, but I tell you what.." "if this has nothing to do with the 400 laptop, then suck your mouth right now." "Sir, we can help you find another one though. That is just as good." "Let me guess, it's gonna cost more." "Hardly sir." "ok" Then as they walk you to the back of the store, you find out that there showing you 700 dollar models. Then they move to 900 dollar models. You came in for a 400 dollar laptop, now these fuckers are showing you 1500 dollar laptops. WTF. Damn you assholes. If I wanted to be part of your bait and switch scheme, I would come in here with my mom who knows nothing about computers and loves spending money. Piss off.
#3 - Finally, old people piss me the fuck off. Sure, I love my grandparents but please stay away from the car. Throw away your keys and never attempt to drive on the road again. When an 80 year old, driving a huge ass buick from the 80's, cuts you off and nearly hits your front end. You just lose it. When they yell at you, starting with the word "sonny." You just gotta flip your lid. Especially when they stick up that middle finger and yell at you to watch where your going. When their eyes are barely even seeing the dashboard.
#4 - what the hell. You know what else pisses me off. When stupid people go on ebay and send $5000 on a system that isn't going to be rare at all. Yes, this is another 360 rant. I seriously would love to go up to the person that did that very thing, slap them across the face. Your an idiot. I hope you get screwed when the system blows up.
that is all.
Now these fuckers stand outside all day just to get a system that costs 400 dollar(300 also for non rich bastard). So they plan out there day, which consists of standing and camping out in a line for hours. As people like me walk past them and just shake my head. Telling myself, your a fucking moron to stand in line for 12 hours. Then as I watch tv, I see how worse this story gets. One guy stood in line for three days just to get the system. HARDCORE GAMER? I guess so, afterall who else would waste 72 hours without washing there ass. If your in line for three days, with no replacement. Where the hell do you relieve yourself? Did this guy piss his pants? Was that bottle of mountain dew not really dew afterall? I could've sworn I seen something floating around in there.... GET A LIFE MAN. So ofcourse, after that is all said and done. We find out that the system was big. That they soldout everywhere in this country. That those Hardcore Gamers are probably now sitting at home, either with the game or without it. Phrasing or cursing out microsoft. Sitting there enjoying there sex box 360. I laugh very much, at those people who waited 10 hours to get the system. Only to get home, plug it in, blood rushing to there head with excitement. Just as there about to start a game, the screen is black. It stays black from quite some time. They fall asleep hopeing it will finally show a game, but are treated with some more blackness. Then they realize there 360 is fucked. After spending hours on the phone, with some microsoft guy from india. Who you can't even understand. They find out they have to send the system in and will not get it back for 3-4 weeks. That's exactly why, i'm not playing the 360 right now because I'm one smart fucker. One never buys a system on launch, unless your completely confident with the company. Microsoft is not a company, I'm always confident will pull through.
#2- Black Friday! You know the sales after thanksgiving. Why do these fucktards stores put stuff in there ads, that you have no way of getting in the first place. Yeah fuck you walmart and best buy. You advertise cheap laptops for 400 dollars. Only to find out, that when it says minimum on the sales. It really means minimum. Plus, if you going to only have like 10 in the store. Then don't even put it in the fucking sales ad. What the hell is the use? Do you think people enjoy coming to your department "Yeah, do you have any of those 400 dollar laptops?" "No, we sold out in 30 seconds." "Your shitting me right." "Nope, but I tell you what.." "if this has nothing to do with the 400 laptop, then suck your mouth right now." "Sir, we can help you find another one though. That is just as good." "Let me guess, it's gonna cost more." "Hardly sir." "ok" Then as they walk you to the back of the store, you find out that there showing you 700 dollar models. Then they move to 900 dollar models. You came in for a 400 dollar laptop, now these fuckers are showing you 1500 dollar laptops. WTF. Damn you assholes. If I wanted to be part of your bait and switch scheme, I would come in here with my mom who knows nothing about computers and loves spending money. Piss off.
#3 - Finally, old people piss me the fuck off. Sure, I love my grandparents but please stay away from the car. Throw away your keys and never attempt to drive on the road again. When an 80 year old, driving a huge ass buick from the 80's, cuts you off and nearly hits your front end. You just lose it. When they yell at you, starting with the word "sonny." You just gotta flip your lid. Especially when they stick up that middle finger and yell at you to watch where your going. When their eyes are barely even seeing the dashboard.
#4 - what the hell. You know what else pisses me off. When stupid people go on ebay and send $5000 on a system that isn't going to be rare at all. Yes, this is another 360 rant. I seriously would love to go up to the person that did that very thing, slap them across the face. Your an idiot. I hope you get screwed when the system blows up.
that is all.
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