5.06.2005

The Aristocrats! (you were never meant to see this)

This is a scene from South Park you were never meant to see, but thanks to someone they got there hands on it and leaked it for everyone to see. Why was it never meant to see? Well it was just to brutal to actually air on TV, many will be offended by this scene. Except for the associate that works for this site, he just eats this stuff up. Now this is not fake, if may seem fake at first but it's the real deal. No more waiting, click now.


WARNING:

This link in this post are not work safe, family-safe, dog safe, kid-safe, or appropriate for just about anyone. You've been warned. If your easily offended by tasteless humor, then don't click it. Just act like you never seen this post.


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BACKSTORY
"This is actually an old joke, comedians used to use this in there act.
The joke always begins with a family walking into the office of a
talent agency, and ends with the punchline "the Aristocrats!" The aim
apparently is for the joke teller to fill in the middle by putting various
members of the family into the most offensive sex acts and images the mind
can conjure. Each joke-teller brands the joke with his own filth. The more
tasteless, the better."

5.03.2005

Freaks......Freaks.......Freaks!!!

everyone sees these people, whether there walking the street or watching some sick snuff film. Well, there generally scary mothers and they make you wonder things. How the hell did they get like that? Did there mothers burned them with a hot frying pan? Did there father stick them with a bottle in the face? Well we never will know, but what I do know since I have control on this site. I'm going to exploit some of these people and laugh at them. Which we will eventually lead to the scariest freak of all time.


How come in this world, when your charged with a crime that is labeled as wrong. The guy always turns out to be a freak. He looks like a freaky ugly bastard as well. Well this is a picture of a sex offender. Now I do hope you all have a strong stomach, because this is sick. He is one frekay bastard, that I hope no one ever has to get raped by again. Again don't look, if your bound to puke over these things, though you might see his picture and think nothing. Just remember, he's a sex offender, then you will slowly feel the throwup come up your throat.
Freak 1

People that often see that picture, believe it to be generations of incest in a family. Since well, you can see why. If you think about it, put a mask on him and give him a chainsaw. Look who you have now.
Celebrity Freak1

Hell if you put a few years on that freak, you also could get a very young celebrity
Celebrity Freak 2

Then again, I'm confused once more. Could this actually be the son, of a famout singer in hollywood. Well this picture gives alittle proof.
Celebrity Comparsion


Now only god can answer this call, because I can't even thouch this shit with a 100 foot pole. If someone knows what this is, please leave a comment.

Freak 2


People in this world think ET was just a movie. Well to those people, I kick you in the fucking nuts. I have proof that ET is walking this world. That he has already breeded a human/alien freak child. This is a world exclusive, that only oushikoso can bring.

Human/Alien Freak



Now there is freaks of all shapes and sizes. There is one that just scares the hell out of everyone, one wrong look and this guy will eat you whole. You might as well bring the grease, if you even cross his path, there no doubt this freak will be a attention stealer. So watch out for...

Freak 3



Finally, the last freak and scary person that you should avoid at all costs. Is someone everyone on this site knows well, he often gets confused with a mongoloid/caveman. Which is pictured below.

Caveman



Which is why, many people here think this man is actually the son of a caveman. Girls and guys hide, because this is the scariest person you will ever see.....


WHO IS IT?


That is another disturbing article, well not as disturbing as that other guy that posts here. Until next time.