4.25.2005

Micheal Jackson showed me things....

No, this isn't a post about my experiences in the neverland ranch. NO, I'm not lying and refusing to admit that micheal used vasoline on me . I've never been there, I'm glad to. I'm glad I wasn't one of those little kids who were there. For god sakes, mothers pimping there children out for 75,000 jewerly. What the hell is that crap? Who in there right mind, would let there kids have sex with a 40 year old and know about it. My question is why do star pedophiles get off all the time? What makes them so special, that they can get away with doing that to a fricken children. Let's look at this, let's look at all the perverts we have who have gotten off. Please, I warn you. These pictures can make you sick and scared for the rest of your life.

First, we have the famous of all pedophiles Mr. Jackson. Mr. Jackson had a good witness for his case in court. Someone that would put to rest that all the accusations at him, were indeed false. Thing is though, that person was arrested the night before he was going to testify. The reason, he molested a younger kid. Ironic? Or just a concidence. Now the scary picture, that will haunt you forever. Turn away if your afraid or be like me. Point and laugh at the albino freak.

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Seriously, what drugs can you be taking to look like that. What the hell is wrong with thie freak? Next, we have a scary mother f'er. Who all remembers ferris bueller's day off. Probably one of those cult movies, that lives with everyone forever. Who could ever forget jeffrey jones, who played that funny principal. Yes, another actor that was in the eye of controversy because of his "sick ways." Who recently boucned back in HBO's hit "deadwood," which he is great. I doubt, this is something you ever want to see in a nightmare. Hell, not even in your kids room.

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Finally, another great celebrity caught in the act of controversy was R&B singer, R. Kelly. Who's been a spoofed in a few funny skits. Though, we can't help but wonder. Was it really him on that tape? Was it his brother who looks nothing like him. Anyways we have R. Kelly.

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Now why do I post about this, oh I have a reason. I think that pedophiles are pieces of crap. If there a celebrity or not. They should'nt just be put in jail, they should be put to death. They are the scum of the earth, they will never ever change. So why let them run the streets and continue to do harm to the children. DEATH TO PEDOPHILES. Also, hopefully they get it right now. And throw that monkey molesting freak in the chair. Though, odds are he will get off three ways. The jury find him not guilty, he leaves the country, or he commits suicide. If it's option three, I will be here to laugh it off. As always, on the Oushikoso.

4.24.2005

God Damned cute Pandas . . .

What's with Pandas? Why all the attention with Pandas? Why must we continuously try to get them to hump each other? God most want their species to die out if it is so f'n hard to get them to mate. I mean come on. Sometimes I think they are just messing with us. They found out we wanted them to live on, so they don't bother getting' it on. And when they do, they probably use panda protection. I guess the only reason we want them to live on would be cause they are so god damned adorable. We wouldn't have this problem with lets say . . . a elephant seal. We wouldn't send a elephant seal from Australia to the San Diego Zoo just so they can make more. They're so god damned ugly, we don't care.

Master Chief gets freaky? WTF.

Let's start this shit off, like we should start it off. Somebody thought it would be funny, to steal an uncensored tape of everyone's favorite halo star, Master Chief. Now if you never wanted to see master chied doing the nasty, then by all means don't watch this. But if your a sick freak, like most of the people in this world. Then by all means, click it and enjoy it. Never tell us though, how much you really enjoyed it. No reason to talk anymore.

http://www.artisticalliance.org/artisticalliance/media/taao/videos/002.mpg